Why 2022 was actually a great year

by Snyde

Mon, 16 Jan 2023

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As long as you avoided music released in 2022

The game has changed. I followed my own advice from last year and listened to even less current music and even more music from past years and I couldn’t be happier. I watched my vortex comrades commiserate as they forced themselves through yet another goregrind, business casual, drum ‘n’ bass release as I merrily ignored 2022.

There are too many things I want to listen to, too many discogs to run, too many lists to peruse and waaaaaaay too many reliquary picks. Going through the reliquary was actually one of my more fruitful activities, catapulting several records straight towards my favorites as well as, without any hyperbole, some of the worst music I’ve ever heard.

Truth be told, last year’s 40 album list was a bit excessive. Though I do truly enjoy all the albums listed, I feel like the list lost some power due to it being so long, so I slashed that number in half for this year. It just isn’t a proper list unless you’re forced to make some tough decisions in the process.

One of the more interesting takeaways from this list for me is that only 7 out the 20 picks are metal. I’ve come a long way from listening to nearly 100% metal a decade ago. It might have something to do with the fact that I’ve been through most of the classic metal albums over the years. An inflection point may come in the future where I really do push metal to the same level as other genres. Who knows, I may even phase it out entirely. It’s not necessarily a good or bad thing. Just entropy.

(20.) Arcturus - The Sham Mirrors

Easily Arcturus' best record, The Sham Mirrors combines Sigh-esque experimentation with some really tight songwriting, at the cost of sounding a bit silly at times.

(19.) Fates Warning - The Spectre Within

The Fates Warning discog run was easily my biggest disappointment of the year. Thankfully, the few John Arch-helmed records at the beginning of the run are well worth checking out.

(18.) Wolf Alice - My Love is Cool

While subsequent Wolf Alice efforts have bounced off me with little effect, their debut successfully evokes feelings of teenage naivete, when everything mattered way too much and not at all.

(17.) Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane over the Sea

I’m not hip to the memes surrounding Aeroplane. It may not be the greatest album of all time but it’s certainly enjoyable in its musical variety and cheerful idiocy.

(16.) Kamelot - Karma

Definitively front-loaded, Karma will not convince any power metal skeptics but the pure melodrama of Forever makes it one of my favorite songs in the genre.

(15.) Grimes - Art Angels

Coming from the sedated Visions, Art Angels' bold, in-your-face electropop is equal parts intense, inventive, inconsistent and infectious.

(14.) Grandaddy - The Sophtware Slump

An album that hasn’t aged at all in 23 years. If you want to get lost in the bleak realities of current year, you can just go outside, but it doesn’t sound as good without the analog synths.

(13.) Charles Mingus - Mingus Ah Um

Mingus cheerfully shreds the common jazz blueprint with memorable melodies and brisk compositions. A jazz album for peppy mornings rather than dreary evenings.

(12.) Sabbat - Dreamweaver

Sabbat is very rarely mentioned next to thrash royalty but this album is easily some of the best the UK had to offer in the 80s. Vicious, fast, unrelenting and badass.

(11.) Rage Against the Machine - self-titled

It’s tough to write about an album like RATM. Everyone knows it and why it’s good. Fighting “the man” hasn’t been this much fun since.

(10.) King Geedorah - Take Me to Your Leader

King Geedorah, Take Me to Your Leader, is not often talked about in the greater picture of MF DOOM’s output. Overshadowed by the colossus that is Madvillainy and even the albums released under the MF DOOM name, it’s easy to miss. Aker’s most recent reliquary update might’ve not had the intention of fixing that, but it did have that effect.

Take Me to Your Leader starts slow and unassuming, a moody record with understated production and lots of incredibly nerdy Godzilla samples. As it unfolds, though, more and more highlights start popping up, moments of lyrical mastery, the unrivaled butter-smooth flow of DOOM, and even the many excellent features on this record make it a standout not just in DOOM’s discography but in hip hop history as a whole.

(9.) Kanye West - Yeezus

It was tough putting this over King Geedorah, but I had to do it. Much has been made of Kanye’s mental state, though, I suspect most of the people discussing it haven’t listened to Yeezus. Only an utterly insane man would come up with an album like this.

Yeezus is self-expression taken to the extreme, the ego lifted from the body and shoved into the face of the listener, a musical experience not unlike being shouted at from an uncomfortably close distance (at times literally). There is absolutely no holding back, no pretense, no tact, just the raw, in-your-face brutality of a man who wants to be heard and doesn’t give a smidge of a fuck. Kanye without a filter is at the absolute peak of his powers. Now will someone get him his damn croissants?

(8.) Daft Punk - Discovery

Much like RATM, Discovery is a difficult album to write about. Even more culturally ubiquitous than the former, it’s hard to come up with anything substantive to say. Discovery is a triumph of electronic music, arguably one of the most important and widespread records of all time. It such a metric could exist, Discovery may have brought about the most worldwide happiness out of any record ever released.

It’s not a flawless record, it has more than a few half-baked tracks, it runs a bit too long (heh) and it’s, at this point, undeniably overexposed. With that said, it’s still an easy record to lose oneself in, a euphoric experience and one I’m not proud to have waited so long to finally fully partake in.

(7.) Drudkh - Кров у наших криницях [Blood in Our Wells]

Drudkh lives and dies by its melodies and transitions. The recipe is simple and can very often miss if these two elements lack the desired impact, but BiOW is a perfect example of how to make this formula work. Bolstered by dynamic drumming, the transitions are sharp and the melodies are sweeping, melancholic and evocative.

I have remained largely indifferent to Drudkh for a long while. A lot of what I’d heard from them had been, from my perspective, uninspiring, drawn out, atmo-meandering. Blood in Our Wells was the first Drudkh record to truly capture my imagination.

(6.) Order from Chaos - Stillbirth Machine

Stillbirth Machine is the kind of record you simply aren’t ready for. It’s a mad whirlwind of rabid intensity, barely contained, whipping the listener around in a tornado of riffs.

Phrases begin and end whenever the seemingly possessed band feels like, the production is raw, murky and dense, and most importantly, the riffs are fast and chaotic, piped in directly from satan’s cockles and into their fingers. It has the same sort of wild aura as Kreator’s Pleasure to Kill or Dark Angel’s Darkness Descends. One of the better fuck-off albums I’ve heard this year.

(5.) Supertramp - Breakfast in America

Unbeknownst to me, I had already listened to a good portion of Breakfast in America before I had decided to go through meri’s topster. The singles from side A were a mainstay in my parents' preferred christian radio station. I was surprised to find out that all those songs came from the same album.

Given how much I enjoyed those tracks, it shouldn’t have come as a shock to me how much I enjoyed the rest of it as well. Cuts like Lord Is It Mine and Child of Vision fit perfectly amongst the aforementioned singles I had already considered classics, making for a delightful listen from beginning to end.

(4.) John Coltrane - Giant Steps

Technicality is a hard sell for me these days. My more serious journey through music started with “top X solos in metal” videos on youtube so I am very much past it. Giant Steps' technicality is far beyond my music theory comprehension but its compositions are not.

Much like techdeath standards like Necrophagist’s Epitaph (and yes, I realize the absurdity of the comparison), Giant Steps is a record where everything fits. Every moment, no matter how unexpected, still feels like a natural continuation of the previous, creating a record that remains interesting without feeling gimmicky. Listening to Giant Steps is fun, put simply.

(3.) Leviathan - Massive Conspiracy Against All Life

There is a reason I said Stillbirth Machine was one of the better fuck-off albums but didn’t say best. Wrest’s music may be a known quantity these days but going through Leviathan’s discography, the consistently high quality of his releases is what truly stands out.

To say Conspiracy is just another great Leviathan album undersells just how well-put together it is. Moods shift from meancing to seething, to belligerent, to cathartic, dwelling in these negative emotions as an ethos, sadistically reveling in each until there is nothing left.

(2.) Elis Regina & Tom Jobim - Elis & Tom

By far the most unexpected pick to me was this one. Never been a big fan of brazillian music, especially the sertanejo and “fanque” that plague the airwaves as one-hit wonders. There are, however, a few true classic songs that culturally percolated across the atlantic, one of them being Águas de Março, a song I’ve known basically since time immemorial: “É pau, é pedra, é o fim do caminho…”

It was pure chance that Scourge had the album from which this song originated on his topster and I am truly glad he did. The performance by Elis Regina is truly fantastic and shockingly multifaceted. From the joyous bookends of Águas de Março and Chovendo na Roseira, placid cuts like Triste, to the more desolate Modinha and Retrato a Branco e Preto, the album covers a lot of ground, and its shifting moods help it never feel emotionally overbearing. A title deserving of the “classic” epithet.

(1.) Asphyx - The Rack, Last One on Earth, On the Wings of Inferno

I am ruled by simple tenets when it comes to music. The music that truly gets to me has a way of usurping my attention. It laughs at my pitiful attempts to resist it and wrests me from my world and into its own. My first encounter with Asphyx happened via their absolutely crushing 2012 release, Deathhammer. I found myself uncharacteristically drawn to even the slower tracks like Der Landser and Minefield, the latter getting an embarassing number of plays (in part due to it being a mainstay in my mp3 player’s then laughably small library). It really shouldn’t’ve taken me this long to listen to their entire discography.

Asphyx’s key strong point is their mastery over tempo and pace. Many a crushing riff has been wasted in the mire of subpar compositions throughout death metal history. Asphyx puts composition first, adeptly fulfilling and toying with expectations at different moments. Get too comfortable with an uptempo riff, and they hit you upside the head with a slow gigaton crusher. The sudden syncopated ramp-up in intensity on Pages of Blood from The Rack is a perfect example, a masterpiece of blood-pumping fury. There’s hundreds of these moments in their discography. The production, of course, helps tremendously, with some of the thiccest guitar tones this side of Bolt Thrower and Martin van Drunnen’s uniquely maniacal rasps.

As always, here’s a playlist with choice songs from each of the albums mentioned.

I can’t pick a favorite Asphyx album. When I’m done with the first, all I can do is put on the next. I had a hard enough time picking which songs to put on the playlist… Last year, my #1 pick was King Diamond’s first four albums, fruit of a similarly overdue discog run. Who knows what next year will bring. Particularly good runs just tend to become emblematic of a specific year, it seems. Here’s hoping I find something similarly enjoyable this year.